Here in the great state of Arizona, firework are illegal, cities can choose to put on grand shows(ours chose not to this year as they burnt 10 acres last year) but us lowlifes are left with mere poppers and glow sticks. Which up to this year have been rather boring.
Well let me tell you after four days of puking, p%$ping, kids glow sticks are amazing, we popped a few and dropped them in the tub for Dawson to play with while mommy cleaned up his "bombs bursting in air", and used some for the "rockets red glare" in order to let other sick kids sleep(No lights please) and discovered if dropped in the bottom of the "Puke bucket" they make a great target for the older bunch.
So while the rest of you spent your weekend partying your patriotism away we did laundry, wiped tears and handed out pedialyte, and ginger ale, and watched the History channels "the Revolution" man we have it easy.
2 comments:
I am so sorry your kids are so sick. I hope they are feeling better. Glow sticks are awesome:)
Oh that stinks - literally and figuratively! I hope they are better soon. Glow sticks can be a great time though!
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