HOUSE FOR SALE
Enjoy natures beauty from the comfort of your porch.
1920sq. feet, immaculate four bedroom, two full bath including master suite with garden tub. Stunning two way fireplace, living room, family room, and formal dining/music room. Large back porch with laundry and freezer space all appliances included. Freshly painted with spotless carpets. Located on 1.3 heavily wooded acres naturally landscaped with great views all around. Out buildings include 10x12 shed, 40x40 fenced dog yard, and natural stone fire pit. Located just 44 miles south of the Grand Canyon. asking price 199,000.00, value 220,000.00 Contact seller at (928)-635-0342.
HOME FOR SALE
Enjoy natures beauty( and all the damn wildlife) from the comfort of your porch.
1920sq. feet, loved four bedroom, two full bath, including master suite with garden tub comfortably holds 3-5 dirty children or one very large dog. Charming fire place great for warming cold toes and cheeks on those snowy days, and roasting hot dogs and marshmallows when mommy gives in. Mommies pretty room(no touchie), comfortable family room, great for Family Friday sleep outs and game nights, never used formal dining room(can't trust those little mess makers) holds one piano and rocking chair perfectly. Large back porch, big enough to hold all sorts of crap and the washer and dryer. Large freezer included, ice cream and Popsicles optional, all appliances will be in working order including new microwave. Hand prints and permanent marker recently painted over, and carpet has been miraculously resurrected. Located on 1.3 acres full of trees, wild flowers, lizards and unknown bugs, previously mentioned very large dog also not included. out buildings include10x12 shed easy to fill with all of life's junk, 40x40 fully escapable dog yard, and natural stone fire pit perfect for little boys to perfect fire building skills. Located just off of highway 64, 44 miles south of the Grand Canyon. The other "Happiest Place on Earth". Asking price 199.000.00, value Priceless. Contact Family at (928)-635-0342.
4 comments:
That's a pretty funny add. I must say that I like the second one better. It sounds so livable.
Love it ,describes it perfectly!
So does that mean it is officially listed.
I like the second add best. I think you should list that one. Sounds like something I would live in.
PS. Did you really put your home phone number on your blog? Or is it your cell? have any crazy people called you yet? or just me but i already had your number.
Love amy
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